Awesome Facebook Status Updates [Copy and Paste]

Talking about Facebook statuses it's becoming more and more viral as they easily catch up by Facebook users, you can find the statuses ideas everywehere so easy. However if you've lost with them, then here's I provide you an awesome Facebook status updates you can post them on your Facebook wall.
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_______ is lucky to have friends as awesome as mine!



Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, ASentenceWithoutSpaces. Love is love, and it's gonna stay that way forever.

I may not be the most popular person, the most beautiful person, or the most liked person, but why the hell should I care when Ive got the most awesome friends!


I Don't try to be Awesome. Awesome tries to be me.


I have finally been diagnosed...I have a serious condition known as "Awesomeness". Don't worry though, it's a very rare condition and it's not contagious!


I'm not short...I'm condensed awesome!


"If your reading this, I think your awesome!"


There there, its ok. not everyone can be as awesome as me XD


<-- Is my name! Isn't it awesome!?!


is the coolest, funniest, awesomeness, sweetest, prettiest, princess you'll ever meet!


I'm not tryin to impress you or anything but. . . I CAN RIDE MY BIKE WITHOUT STABILIZERS! :O


laugh me makes it well oh but life your of seconds 30 waste to going am i hello! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS !


you call me strong you call me weak but still your secrets i will keep, you took for granted all the times i never let you down. -3 Doors Down


I have some serious news guys: I found out I got an incurable disease. Don't worry though, I figured out I had it all my life. It's called Awesome.


I have my days, I'm moody, I have an attitude, I'm prissy, I'm lazy, I'm cute, I'm fun, I'm awesome, but most importantly, I'm me.


I'm not crazy... I'm freaking awesome.


forget what people think cuz' its only a matter of time before their thoughts are changed or faded and forgotten. . . so live laugh love and be happy!


I am epic win.


You know what makes me so freaking awesome?? I can trip over nothing!


By now you have probably heard... i have to admit its true, i AM awesome


I, my friend, am a pickle. i think you wish you were as awesome as my amazing pickleness


People wonder where I'm going in life , but don't follow me to find out because i run into things. LOL


I have a black belt in awesomeness


I'm awesome!! End of story


In my own little world, I'm the most awesome personw EVER!! but in the real world I'm just awesome


May be oneday, if you are lucky, you'll be awesome as I am :)


Is so awesome, Chuck Norris wears a shirt with my face on it.


Time for your daily reminder,..I'm awesome.. that's all. You may now continue with the rest of your day. :)


has an important ANNOUNCEMENT to make...I AM AWESOME.. that's all. You may now go back to your regulary Facebooking. :)


PDA: Public Display of Awesome. PDA is a regular thing for me.

When you post a funny status and there’s that one person who ruins it by saying something serious.  

Press a toy in the store* *won’t stop making noises* Walk away, walk away.

Cursing can help relieve pain by 50% percent.

I lost sixty pounds in two seconds with diet and exercise and Photoshop.

Good looks attract the eyes. Good personality attracts the heart.

Plan to be spontaneous – tomorrow.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Crazy Fact… People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.

• Killing time murders opportunities.
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• “You break it, you buy it.” Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there & awkwardly walk away.
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• Dear future boyfriend/girlfriend, where the hell are you?
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• The key to human happiness lies within our own state of mind, and so too do the primary obstacles to that happiness.
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• They say talk is cheap, I guess that’s why I bought every word you said.
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• Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo

I’m great at remembering names. I just don’t remember which one’s yours. ツ